I get asked all the time about what I have done with my weekend. You know what people ask. "How was your weekend?" "What did you do this weekend" or "What did you say you were going to do with a live chicken, a jar of mayonnaise and 3 foot of PVC?"
I usually say things like "Oh, I was gettin by", "Nothin much" or "Think chicken fried potato gun"
Ok. The chicken thing maybe not so much. But you get my point.
I do have a hobby that doesn't revolve around reaching out to the digital learner, Bloging, twittering, keeping up with the latest Microsoft Curriculum and teaching Microsoft Curriculum. The hobby I have revolves around my 4 year old, My his growing assortment of GeoTrax, and my Dad. My dad doesn't have GeoTrax but he did stay at a holiday inn express.
I was building another massive and complex track lay out when I began to look a little closer at the GeoTrax track. I noticed that it had little things embedded in the track molding.
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All of the light tan pieces have some kind of plant thingamajigs growing out between the tie and the rail
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The straight pieces have a wrench lying between the crossties.
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The curved pieces have a length of rope coming from under one of the cross ties.
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The switches are much more fun
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The left handed switch has a pick ax, a piece of wood and a turtle!
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The right handed switch has a rail spike, a hacksaw and a raccoon!
I thought that this was incredibly cool, nifty neet-o keen, and it looked cute too!
I quickly deduced from my deity like grasp of the obvious that the thingamajigs on the track were tan just like the rest of the track was tan. I reasoned that the thingamajigs on the track were difficult to notice because they were just as tan as the rest of the track. I immediately grasped the gravity of the issue and knew I must act with great haste. I must protect the government from immediate collapse as news of this crises spread. With great haste I immediately phoned the President, the NSA, the Department of Homeland Security, The Pope, The Nightly News, Ted Koppell, The CEO of Fisher Price, 911, and the head of the local neighborhood watch. All of which to my dismay either were not available for comment and or refused to return my call. So much for vigilance in the public defense.
I then decided that it would be really cool if I painted some of them. So I did. I also decided that it would be really cool if I painted one of the locomotives. So I did.
That's pretty much all I have to say about that.
Oh! Wait! I knew there was something I was forgetting! The whole “my Dad” tie in! I tell ya. The nerve of some people to forget their parents in the middle of something else they were doing! What? Oh yeah. That's right. It was me. Don't I feel sheepish. At any rate...
My Dad works for CSX. He works on maintaining the equipment that maintains the rails often called Maintenance of Way(MOW). So dad fixes MOWers. That was lame but hey whaddya say? Dad works for CSX which have trains. I like trains. Zachary likes trains. Did I mention my son's name is Zachary? Well then, Everyone this is Zachary my son. Zachary my son this is everybody. Be nice. Say hi. Shake hands. Cover your mouth when you sneeze.
Where was I? I hate it when I do that, don't you? I mean don't you hate it when you do that. Not don't you hate it when I do that. Of course you could hate it when I do that and it would be ok too. Then I could hate it when you do that and then there might be some awkward air between us. Then I would have to explain myself and you could get offended. Then I'd have to work through all of that. Therapy cost money. So lets not go there ok? Where did I lay that crescent? Why crescent? Why not just call it a bun? Where was I? Oh, yeah. Right.
Zachary likes trains so I got him some HO scale electric trains to play with. Now before you freak out he was never alone with the trains. I always plain with supervise him.
The reason they say to wait until the child is 8 or 10 years old is electric shock. That is not the reason at all. The reason is that little boys like to crash trains and HO trains break easily and cost money. So my wife and I decided to get him something a little less fragile. We agreed that GeoTrax was a better option.
Actually my wife made all those decisions and I got to say “yes dear.” I believe that there are two ways to be in life: Right or Happy. I like happy. We went with her idea.
My dad ties into this because he works at CSX. Did I tell you Dad works at CSX? Since Dad works at CSX Zachary and I like to get CSX stuff. We had a bunch of CSX stuff in HO scale but GeoTrax didn't make any CSX trains. So I painted one.
So basically I wanted to say that I painted some GeoTrax and Track this weekend.
I painted some GeoTrax and Track this weekend. Thanks for asking.
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